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OK Wullie, lets cut the crap

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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OK Wullie, lets cut the crap.

Two nights ago I dreamt I left Dr. Kiko’s door wide open, allowing his cat (which was actually a dog in my dream – but I called it a cat) to escape into certain feralism and possibly death

Frontal plank fetish

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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right Wullie,

Alright then how about this…

If a tree falls out of the frying pan onto a butterfly in the far East, at which door to Pandemonium is the inner child of my frontal lobe fetish plank chapping

Time machine/eggbound

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wull,

I recently invented a time machine, only to find out that my uncle Germain has been travelling 30 seconds into the future and placing fried eggs in my pockets

Alsation situation

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie Blake,
Last week the man who lives at the end of my street came home and caught me drying my hands on his dead alsation which I had just dug up for company

Upon last nights metaphysical musing..

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie Blake

Upon last nights metaphysical musing I found a period of darkness followed where upon a million dancing colours and fractured adventures pulled me through a period of time where the sun had completely disappeared from view

Animal Wisdom

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie Blake,
I was recently in meadow and a fox told me that I’d make a good sales consultant.Can I trust it’s judgement?
perplexed , Birmingham

The last time I used my ouiji board..

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie Blake,

The last time I used my ouiji board,I went to the bathroom and in the mirror saw seven demons reflected,standing behind me in the shape of a toblerone

Only the other day..

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie Blake,

Only the other day as I was on my way to church,I happened to trip over an uneaten piece of birthday cake hidden beneath a dismembered seagull wing

What is it about cheese and Toast?

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear Wullie,

What is it about cheese on toast?

Scissors System

April 18, 2011 by Wullie Blake  
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Dear William Bloke.

I need to find out the hard way that now is then. And what size of scissors is best?

Your’s gratefully, Soul Power.

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