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Thalidomide Ninja · Joined: 14 Apr 2005 Posts: 12 Location: in goals.

Loved last night.

Was made all the better when ah got home because ma favourite burd was oan babewatch, don't know her name because ah hiv tae watch wae the sound aff because the lodger sleeps in the living room but am sure ye can buy her oan e-bay.

Currently reading david ickes' newest book. Apparently we're all controlled buy shape-shifting reptiles, the illuminatae. The maddest bit ah've read so far....the queen maw is/was a serpent, when she shape shifts she grows by four feet and she (and the rest of her ilk) reguarly devour babies. So it seems that ah jist hiv tae give ma first born tae royalty for brunch, bury the resulting lizard pellet and ah'll be lording it over you serfs in no time. Then it'll be genocide, infantocide(sic), book burning, sea boiling, badger baiting fun, all the way to hell.

Sing with me if yer intae choking panda's, if no ah'll be eating yer kids wae smile oan ma face. I am your friendly neighbourhood war-monger.

PS. cathkin brae was amazing last night, honestly, and cheers to Ben for letting me haggle him down on a price of T-Shirt. ?8??? No fucking chance mate, ?6 if its a penny.
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I wonder what a wanks like!!!!!!

derosaclone · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 142 Location: the boggs brae

I scraped the inside of my reptilian skull with a crystal meth teaspoon after I read that book. Beware.

curly · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 77 Location: b'hill

Allllll right Thalido, ya mad bastard it seems like an age since we last met. Didnae see ye the other night until Cathkin Braes came oan, when you started heckling and youre full presence was noticed by everyone in the gaff.

I'm intae choking a panda by the way, ah fuckin hate they cuddly cunts! If they didnae huv black eyes awready ah'dd make sure they did. So geez a shout when youre ready to garrotte wan.

billoddiesbeard

All aboard fur some random panda pumpage,is that the deal?,I prefer choking chickens ma self,easier tae git yer hauns roon.Sorry I missed the jig,I was in a caravan watching spinal tap(virtually the same thing),anyway i switched it off before the end tae go oot fur a bifter and didnae bother puttin it back on when i came in,I think I was still buzzin fae the Harry Belafonte dunt I got off the ipod,pure magic.

derosaclone · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 142 Location: the boggs brae

The pope's a liar.